Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then, you'll be afraid to cough.
Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then, you'll be afraid to cough.
There are two tools in life which will fix most anything--WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.
DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRY THESE AT HOME. THIS IS ONLY A JOKE. IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL HOME REMEDY, IT WOULD HAVE SOUNDED INFINITELY MORE STUPID AND RIDICULOUS.
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"Only a joke"? A JOKE?? Who are you kidding? I have a close acquaintance with individuals that have utilized several of these remedies . . I'm not saying which or who . . but common! How do you think these things got written down in the first place . . . A JOKE? HA!
Oh, yeah... I'm STILL laughing about these! LOL
LOL Thanks, I needed a good laugh! :-)
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