2/6/05

the devil pays

the devil pays

Post under , , at Sunday, February 06, 2005 Posted by ~healthybratt
Feeling a lack of creativity and inspiration, so I dug through my
archives to find something to share this morning.

Praise The Lord

A grandmother was well known for her faith and lack of reticence in talking about it. She would go out on the front porch and say, "Praise the Lord!"

Her next-door neighbor would shout back, "There ain't no Lord!"

During those days, the grandmother was very poor, so the neighbor decided to prove his point by buying a large bag of groceries and placing it at her door.

The next morning, the Grandma went to the porch and, seeing the groceries, said, "Praise the Lord!"

The neighbor stepped out from behind a tree and said, "I brought those groceries, and there ain't no Lord."

The grandmother replied, "Lord, you not only sent me food but you made the devil pay for it."



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